This is the Kick-inator 5000. I invented this to use at his family kickball tournament so that I can win and get my mother's love and approval.
This is the Giant-Dog-Biscuit-inator Covered in Gravy. Its a Giant Dog Biscuit with rockets on it, and a coating of gravy that is irresistible to dogs, because of the constant barking in a nearby apartment building that recently allowed pets inside was bugging me I decieded to lure them all over the edge of the Tri-State Area.
This is Evil Spray. I invented it so that i could raise an army of plant minions to take over the Tri-State Area! But of course perry the platypus came in with a weedwacker and ruined my plans.